If there’s one unspoken rule of dog ownership, it’s this: “What’s yours is theirs, and what’s theirs, you better not touch.” You might pay the bills, but your pup owns the couch, the bed, and let’s be honest, your dignity. This is especially true when your pooch is a clingy, heavy, and hilariously entitled breed like a Bully. One dog owner recently put this reality into perspective in an Instagram video, showing just how much a Bully can “rearrange” your lifestyle and your furniture.
Owner lists things to bid goodbye while having a bully breed in fun video
An Instagram video posted by user @ourcozyventures gives a lighthearted look at the daily reality of living with a lovable, oversized Bully breed. The clip starts with a shot of their dog lounging on the couch, accompanied by the onscreen caption: “Things you can say goodbye to when you have a bully breed.” What follows is a slideshow of everyday comforts being humorously surrendered to the dog.
First up: “The last bite of your food.” In the clip, the owner gives in to the puppy-dog eyes and shares their last morsel with the eager pup. Then it is “personal space,” something that apparently disappears completely when you live with a dog who thinks “up close and personal” is a lifestyle.
The video shows the Bully snuggled tight against one of his humans, completely unaware of the concept of boundaries. Next, the owner says goodbye to “your couches,” as the dog sprawls out comfortably, clearly in no mood to share. Finally, “all your blankets” vanish too — blankets that now belong to the dog, who’s seen wrapped up like royalty on the bed.
Many viewers flooded the comments with their own experiences of life ruled by a lovable yet demanding dog. One user joked, “Mine gives me the ‘judgmental look’ if I bother his peace on my bed.” Another added, “It’s called personal space. It doesn’t apply to dogs!” And perhaps most relatable of all, someone wrote, “The peace and quiet went a long time ago too lmao.”
Giving up a few comforts may be part of the deal, but for most dog parents, it’s a sacrifice they’re more than happy to make. After all, when your couch thief is that adorable, who could possibly mind?