If someone ever did break into this Toronto home, there’s a good chance they’d leave with a full tour — and two new furry friends. In a hilarious video shared by @zukothesamoyed, Zuko and Kuma, the Samoyeds, prove that guard dog duties might not be their calling.
The clip opens with Zuko coming through a half-open door, tail wagging, face pure sunshine. The on-screen text reads, “When someone breaks into your house but you have Samoyeds,” and that sets the tone perfectly. It is safe to assume that any potential thief would be getting a grand tour, not a threat, from these two social butterflies.
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This clip has officially gone viral, and the reason is crystal clear. It begins with Zuko trotting out through the door crack like he’s greeting a long-lost buddy, while Sabrina Carpenter’s “House Tour” plays in the background — because of course it does.
Moments later, Kuma joins in, both of them descending a couple of steps in perfect sync before heading straight toward the camera. From the would-be thief’s perspective, it’s hilarious — two giant clouds of fur coming in hot, not to attack, but to say hello.
Then comes the best part: the two Samoyeds walk side by side next to the person filming. Imagine your dogs happily accompanying a thief around the house like enthusiastic groupies. As the song moves through “first, second, third floor,” Zuko and Kuma are right there at the top of the stairs, ready for the next stop on their “tour.”
The comments section absolutely got it — fans joked that these two would hand over the Wi-Fi password and a snack. One wrote, “10/10 would break into this house again,” while another said, “They’re the best tour guides ever.” Truly, they’re too sweet to scare anyone off — but they’ll make sure you feel right at home. Thieves are also “frens” for Samoyeds, you know.
